'Sick'

Hi. I don't really know how to start this off.... Here goes!
Right now I'm in bed 'sick' because I have an assignment that is late and I've done hardly any of it. I decided to pretend to be sick when I woke up at 7 o'clock this morning instead of 4 which is when I was planning on getting up. Like that was ever gonna happen...
I have been wanting to write a blog for quite some time and so I've been lying in bed debating for the past half hour wether or not I should. So I bit the bullet and here I am.
This blog is going to, I guess, be about me. As self centred as that seems. There are three types of people that I know who have an opinion on my humour. People who say I have no sense of humour, can't take a joke and say that I'm not funny at all. People who say I have no sense of humour, can't take a joke and say that I'm not funny at all, yet still laugh with and at all the stupid stuff I do and say. And.. People who think I'm hilarious, no matter how stupid I can be, and will say that I'm 'fucking weird'. So, based on these three different opinions I am going to say I'm relatively funny and have my moments of hilarity. I'll try to be funny. (I also tend to go on rants...) l will try to also write about topics that will be relatable to the common first-world teenager, if there is such thing.
Sooooo...... That's my hi. Hope I gave off some sort of good impression.

- Don't judge. I'm new to this.